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'One of the worst bunkers on the course.'

Is there life after death?

"Are you Mr Grunzman, sir? I've got a registered letter for you, may I see your ID, sir? Sir? . . . I'm sorry, I've got to take this as a rejection, sir!"

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Body Building

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"His prose is so muscular."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"We need to put in more bones."

Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable. It's what? All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity. Ooh. What? I live it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps. Much better. Well played. Girl does what she's got to.

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

Pushy Coach.