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Mortmain

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Monuments

Rodin's Browser

The Rise of Modern Art

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Rodin's THE FEELER

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

George Papandreou.

The Thinker and the Doer.

Tattoos sagging with time

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'Well, it's about time!'

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Football Sculpture.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Maternity tattoos

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'