Skeletal Art Admirer Pillows

Mortmain

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Rise of Modern Art

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rodin's Browser

Monuments

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

George Papandreou.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Tattoos sagging with time

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

'Well, it's about time!'

Maternity tattoos

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

Football Sculpture.

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'