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'Are we there yet?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

Skeleton Builder.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

Supermodel's Day Out.

X-ray of body shows skull.

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

Jake played with a dead man's hand

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

Mortmain

"Do you play basketball?"

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

Skeleton playing the violin

'We've hit the jackpot, Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

Builders discussing a new chimney