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'Are we there yet?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

Skeleton Builder.

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

Supermodel's Day Out.

X-ray of body shows skull.

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

Skeleton playing the violin

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

'We could use someone with your brains around here. When can you start?'

Mortmain

"Do you play basketball?"

A dog waits obediently for his dead master to play ball with him.

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

"Good evening. Sorry for the slight delay."