Skeletal Humorist Pillows

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

Covid pumped up by Death

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Electric Blanket.

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

Current location

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"Rolling pizza cutter."

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

Private work adjustments

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

X-ray of body shows skull.

Irish Bricklayer

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

Doctor: 'Mind if I cut in?'

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

Delay in construction works

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

A man's whole body is twisted after using a power drill.