Skeletal Humorist Gifts

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

Covid pumped up by Death

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Electric Blanket.

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

Current location

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"Rolling pizza cutter."

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Private work adjustments

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

Every time one of us gets a new head, those two think it's funny to call it "the changing of the gourd."

Is the heating contractor mad about something? He just needs space to vent?

I like going across the frame of this solar energy facility we're building. I'm waling on a sunbeam!

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

Irish Bricklayer

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

Sword rises, Excalibur like, from body of patient undergoing operation.

Doctor: 'Mind if I cut in?'