Skeletal Humor Fan Gifts

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

Bortex: Debilitating personal field emitted by self-congratulatory people, theorized to consist of large sluggish sub-atomic particles called 'borons'.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'I think I've got a screw loose.'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

'We could use someone with your brains around here. When can you start?'

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

Men resting.

Say No To Crack.

Alan Carr

'What are you in for?'

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

Builders discussing a new chimney

Sorry I missed you.

"Good evening. Sorry for the slight delay."

The Spine Center

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

Car Carriage

Person texts 'How are you?' to a skeleton,

Is there life after death?