Skeletal Satire Admirer Gifts

"Relax. I'm just here to see if your life insurance is up to date."

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Where's my horse?'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Skeleton Builder.

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

"I can't find anything wrong with you - it must be the drink." "OK - come back when you're sober."

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

X-ray of body shows skull.

Supermodel's Day Out.

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

Well, it's a heck of a time to demand a second opinion.

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

"Do you play basketball?"

Skeleton playing the violin

Mortmain

"Sorry, I don't like your opinion either, can I have a fifth?"

A dog waits obediently for his dead master to play ball with him.

'I'm administering the anesthetic.'

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

'We've hit the jackpot, Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.