Skeletal Satire Admirer Pillows

"Relax. I'm just here to see if your life insurance is up to date."

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Where's my horse?'

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

Skeleton Builder.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

"I can't find anything wrong with you - it must be the drink." "OK - come back when you're sober."

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

Supermodel's Day Out.

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

X-ray of body shows skull.

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

Skeleton playing the violin

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

Well, it's a heck of a time to demand a second opinion.

Mortmain

"Do you play basketball?"

'We've hit the jackpot, Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'

'You're not a wolverine. You're a werewolf.'

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

'I'm administering the anesthetic.'

"Sorry, I don't like your opinion either, can I have a fifth?"

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.