Skeletal Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

Spring Cleaning

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"Previously on..."

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"

'It's dead in here tonight.'

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

"Some Rain Forest this is..."