Skeleton Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"Seriously honey? You can't just pick a place to eat? Just pick a place already/ Damn!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

The Reaper's Arms

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Spring Cleaning

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

X-ray of body shows skull.

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'It's dead in here tonight.'

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

"Damn - we'll have to hire a new one!"

"Do you play basketball?"

She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.

'Okay - which one was here first?'