Skeleton Joke Fans Pillows

Person texts 'How are you?' to a skeleton,

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Pizza Delivery Delays

Skeleton Builder.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

Supermodel's Day Out.

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

Jake played with a dead man's hand

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

X-ray of body shows skull.

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

'Okay - which one was here first?'

Skeleton playing the violin

"Do you play basketball?"

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

"You took your time!"

"Good evening. Sorry for the slight delay."

A dog waits obediently for his dead master to play ball with him.

'We've hit the jackpot, Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

The Spine Center

'Ah... ok... I think I've found the source of the production slump.'

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

Grim Reaper fishing in a boat. He has caught a fish skeleton.