Skeleton Jokesters Pillows

"Oh shoot. That reminds me, I need to buy a valentine."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

Jurassic Ark

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

X-ray of body shows skull.

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'

'That's our new Radiology Specialist!'

The Broken Clock That Is Wrong Twice A Day

"Good evening. Sorry for the slight delay."

"You took your time!"

'Ok Phil, you can stop the trash talk now!'

"Lose those fantasies of exacting vengeance from the afterlife. Our best hope is a mild case of salmonella."

Dog spelled backward is GOD, cat is TAC, a pain in the butt.

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

"C'mon, work that core!"

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

The Spine Center

'STOP DOING SIT-UPS!'

Dinosaurs Playing Poker.

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

Person texts 'How are you?' to a skeleton,

'Now you know why I piddle in his water dish.'

'We can't pull the plug until the paperwork is finished.'

"Seriously honey? You can't just pick a place to eat? Just pick a place already/ Damn!"

'Are we there yet?'