Skeleton In-jokes Pillows

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

X-ray of body shows skull.

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

'That's our new Radiology Specialist!'

"You took your time!"

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

Osteologist

"Good evening. Sorry for the slight delay."

The Spine Center

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

Morgue Waiting Room.

"Oh shoot. That reminds me, I need to buy a valentine."

Person texts 'How are you?' to a skeleton,

'I don't know Arthur, I've heard the service is terrible here.'

'This is amazing. Most of his bones are porous, with the exception of his skull, which is thick as a brick.'

'We can't pull the plug until the paperwork is finished.'

Fernmont Chiropractic's new spinal-column bridge made going to the chiropractor much more fun.

"Seriously honey? You can't just pick a place to eat? Just pick a place already/ Damn!"

'The good news is that you're no longer running a fever.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Relax. I'm just here to see if your life insurance is up to date."

Skeletons In Kenneth Starr's Closet

"Oh no, it's the Grim Rapper."

Woman to skeleton - 'I told you not to go on a No Carb, No Fat, No Meat diet all at once..'

Desert Help Desk.

Bortex: Debilitating personal field emitted by self-congratulatory people, theorized to consist of large sluggish sub-atomic particles called 'borons'.

'Do I bother to check the pH of my home brew? No. Why?'