Skeleton In-jokes Gifts

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

X-ray of body shows skull.

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

'That's our new Radiology Specialist!'

Osteologist

"Good evening. Sorry for the slight delay."

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

"You took your time!"

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

The Spine Center

Morgue Waiting Room.

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

Person texts 'How are you?' to a skeleton,

"Oh shoot. That reminds me, I need to buy a valentine."

'I don't know Arthur, I've heard the service is terrible here.'

'This is amazing. Most of his bones are porous, with the exception of his skull, which is thick as a brick.'

'We can't pull the plug until the paperwork is finished.'

"Relax. I'm just here to see if your life insurance is up to date."

'The good news is that you're no longer running a fever.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Seriously honey? You can't just pick a place to eat? Just pick a place already/ Damn!"

"Oh no, it's the Grim Rapper."

Skeletons In Kenneth Starr's Closet

Woman to skeleton - 'I told you not to go on a No Carb, No Fat, No Meat diet all at once..'

Desert Help Desk.

'Do I bother to check the pH of my home brew? No. Why?'

'Tonight Fi Fi goes all the way.'

Bortex: Debilitating personal field emitted by self-congratulatory people, theorized to consist of large sluggish sub-atomic particles called 'borons'.