Skeleton Satire Fan Gifts

The Spine Center

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Pizza Delivery Delays

Superhero Introverts

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Skeleton Builder.

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

Supermodel's Day Out.

X-ray of body shows skull.

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

"That train is going to crash! Oh, well... it was meant to be."

Skeleton playing the violin

"Do you play basketball?"

"Too Marvel?"

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

'We've hit the jackpot, Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

"Good evening. Sorry for the slight delay."

'Trick or treat?'