Skeleton Satire Fan Pillows

The Spine Center

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Pizza Delivery Delays

Skeleton Builder.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Superhero Introverts

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

Supermodel's Day Out.

The Adventures of Recession Man! M'lady, you seem distressed. I haven't had a raise in two years. My bills keep going up but my income has stagnated. Fear not. I can save the day. You can get me a raise? I can help you see things differently. We'll talk it out, then I'll give you a back rub, and you'll feel your anger dissolve into sweet kisses. Typical! some man fashions himself a superhero who can sweet me up in his arms and dismiss all my problems. Whoa, this economy's a powerful nemesis. It'

Jake played with a dead man's hand

X-ray of body shows skull.

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

"That train is going to crash! Oh, well... it was meant to be."

"Do you play basketball?"

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 10

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"

Skeleton playing the violin

"Too Marvel?"

'We've hit the jackpot, Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

A dog waits obediently for his dead master to play ball with him.

"Good evening. Sorry for the slight delay."