Skeletal Humor Fan Pillows

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

Bortex: Debilitating personal field emitted by self-congratulatory people, theorized to consist of large sluggish sub-atomic particles called 'borons'.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'I think I've got a screw loose.'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

Men resting.

Say No To Crack.

'What are you in for?'

"Good evening. Sorry for the slight delay."

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

Builders discussing a new chimney

The Spine Center

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

Car Carriage

Person texts 'How are you?' to a skeleton,

"So is it difficult having one leg shorter than the other?"

"Are you Mr Grunzman, sir? I've got a registered letter for you, may I see your ID, sir? Sir? . . . I'm sorry, I've got to take this as a rejection, sir!"

Is there life after death?

'I don't know Arthur, I've heard the service is terrible here.'