"You took your time!"
Skeleton Satire Seeker Gifts
Looking for a gift for the skeleton satire seeker? Dive into our collection of sharp, witty items that blend dark humor with creative flair. Whether it's a funny mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these products are tailor-made for those who appreciate satirical takes on life, death, and everything in between. Perfect for comedy lovers with a macabre edge, these unique pieces bring humor and personality to any space or wardrobe.
Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.
''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'
King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
'Now they're just taking the piss.'
At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'
"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."
Meet the Enemy
"I'm in a catch-23 situation."
Flyfishing for dummies.
'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed
Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.
'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'
"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."
"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."
'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'
And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.
'Stick them up...'
'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'
Coronavirus Waves
"Beware of the frog"
"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"
'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'
Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards
The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.
Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.
"Another flue shot, Larry.
Quality Control
How to win friends and Influenza People.
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
Torturing the English Language
'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'
"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."
'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'
Skeleton Satire Seeker Gifts Collection
Skeleton Satire Seeker Mugs
Browse our collection of satirical mugs perfect for the skeleton satire seeker who appreciates dark humor in their daily caffeine fix.
Skeleton Satire Seeker Pillows
Explore quirky pillows with satirical skeleton art—great for adding a humorous touch to any living space for the skeleton satire enthusiast.
Skeleton Satire Seeker Prints
View our collection of satirical skeleton prints—ideal for the skeleton satire seeker wanting to inject some dark humor into their art collection.
Skeleton Satire Seeker T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts for the skeleton satire lover—ideal for those who enjoy dark humor and clever design in casual style.