Skeleton Joke Fans T-Shirts

Person texts 'How are you?' to a skeleton,

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

Skeleton Builder.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

X-ray of body shows skull.

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

Supermodel's Day Out.

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

Skeleton playing the violin

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"

'Okay - which one was here first?'

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

"Do you play basketball?"

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

"Good evening. Sorry for the slight delay."

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

"You took your time!"

'We've hit the jackpot, Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

'Ah... ok... I think I've found the source of the production slump.'

The Spine Center

Narcotics addiction.

Grim Reaper fishing in a boat. He has caught a fish skeleton.