Skeletal Artist Pillows

"Whoopsie."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Tattoos sagging with time

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Maternity tattoos

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

Snowman Tattoo

Devil tattoo.

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

The Coffee Tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'He's a structural engineer.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Operation Tattoo

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Orange navel has ring

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'