Skeletal Artist Gifts

"Whoopsie."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Tattoos sagging with time

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Maternity tattoos

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

Devil tattoo.

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Snowman Tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

The Coffee Tattoo

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'He's a structural engineer.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Spring Cleaning

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Orange navel has ring