Structural Artists Gifts

"A toast to you dam builders, with water from the reservoir."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

D.I.Y with dad.

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"Plagiarist!"

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

COVID Vaccine

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Ice-Cube-IV

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'He's a structural engineer.'

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

Igloo Windfarm.

Alien Painting Moon

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

And on the eigth day god has a blob of clay left over, so he created...

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

Save the tree.

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

Cross section through the Art Virus.

Boho Bribes