Structural Artists Pillows

"A toast to you dam builders, with water from the reservoir."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

D.I.Y with dad.

"Plagiarist!"

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

COVID Vaccine

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Ice-Cube-IV

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

'He's a structural engineer.'

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

Save the tree.

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

Alien Painting Moon

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

Igloo Windfarm.

And on the eigth day god has a blob of clay left over, so he created...

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

Cross section through the Art Virus.

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

Boho Bribes