Urban Sculptor Pillows

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Alien David statue

Cariactures

The Googler

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Mr. Right!"

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Candle Portraits.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Compression

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Rodin's Browser

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Monuments

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Horse statue throws off rider.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"Lovely dovetail."

Happy thoughts

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'Who's the new guy?'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Mount Rushmore Down Under