Structure Lover Gifts

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

Body Building

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

'I ran into a whittler.'

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

"Politics has divided everything."

'So, there you have it. A pre cast, three storey, eighty seven year old with adjoining garage'.

Crocheting during lockdown

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

Pandemic Orphans

Printing Room

Manhattan Cat atop the The Rock

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'

Gobbledygookologist

"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.

"We're going to cut out the expensive, boring stiff and just build the top."

DIY Hunting Trophy

A foreman at a construction site glares at a smoker and points to the 'Smoking Area' at the end of a high crane.

"I guess that takes care of the visuals. Now can you do me a palazzo to match?"

'She thinks she's the cat's meow just because she was on Antiques Roadshow.'

Web Stockings

"If loving you isn't right, I don't want to be right!"