Structure Lover Gifts

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

Body Building

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

'I ran into a whittler.'

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

"Politics has divided everything."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Printing Room

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

Pandemic Orphans

Crocheting during lockdown

Manhattan Cat atop the The Rock

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

Gobbledygookologist

"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.

A foreman at a construction site glares at a smoker and points to the 'Smoking Area' at the end of a high crane.

'She thinks she's the cat's meow just because she was on Antiques Roadshow.'

DIY Hunting Trophy

"We're going to cut out the expensive, boring stiff and just build the top."

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

"I guess that takes care of the visuals. Now can you do me a palazzo to match?"

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