Structural Humor Lover Gifts

Builders discussing a new chimney

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Town Planning Department

Stone henge swing.

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

I like going across the frame of this solar energy facility we're building. I'm waling on a sunbeam!

Is the heating contractor mad about something? He just needs space to vent?

Private work adjustments

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"Is it really necessary to shout 'Nailed it!' every time you hammer a nail?"

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'Design brief.'

"Listen George, in exchange for two bricklayers and three electricians I can let you have one seasoned plumber and one first round graduate from trade school." "Mnnn. Okay. But, only if you throw in ten Porta Potties." "Ah, John. Can we make it two first round graduates?" "Done."

Delay in construction works

Irish Bricklayer

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'