Architectural Humor Lover Gifts

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Town Planning Department

Stone henge swing.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Shoe house.

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

Arrow Church

The first art critic

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'Design brief.'

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

"Listen George, in exchange for two bricklayers and three electricians I can let you have one seasoned plumber and one first round graduate from trade school." "Mnnn. Okay. But, only if you throw in ten Porta Potties." "Ah, John. Can we make it two first round graduates?" "Done."

Affordable housing

Fire Escapes

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

Manhattan Cat atop the The Rock

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

'When you described it as a remote house in the country...'

Look Up.