Architects With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Snow Bridge.

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Town Planning Department

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Comedy Rule

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

Tragedy and Material

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

'Design brief.'

All British Space Mission

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

Fire Escapes

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

"We'll take it."

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

Future site of the aquarium.

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."