Architects With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Snow Bridge.

Town Planning Department

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

Tragedy and Material

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Comedy Rule

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'Design brief.'

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

All British Space Mission

Fire Escapes

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

"We'll take it."

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'