Quirky Architects Pillows

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Snow Bridge.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Duck in a bathtub

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Shoe house.

Arctic Snails.

Watch Your Step

Artist Painting his Television.

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

Arrow Church

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Artist, painting graphs.

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

'It's my feature wall.'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

All British Space Mission

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

'When you described it as a remote house in the country...'

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"It's a mixed-use building."

"Frank Lloyd Wrong"

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

Tree piercings.

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'