Quirky Architects Pillows

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Snow Bridge.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Duck in a bathtub

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Shoe house.

Watch Your Step

Artist Painting his Television.

Arctic Snails.

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Artist, painting graphs.

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

Arrow Church

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

'It's my feature wall.'

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

All British Space Mission

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

'When you described it as a remote house in the country...'

"Frank Lloyd Wrong"

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

Tree piercings.

Future site of the aquarium.