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Builders discussing a new chimney

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Town Planning Department

Stone henge swing.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Private work adjustments

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'Design brief.'

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

Delay in construction works

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

"Listen George, in exchange for two bricklayers and three electricians I can let you have one seasoned plumber and one first round graduate from trade school." "Mnnn. Okay. But, only if you throw in ten Porta Potties." "Ah, John. Can we make it two first round graduates?" "Done."

Irish Bricklayer

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."