Structure Satirist Gifts

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Protoplasm

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Alabama Traffic Jam

Latest Aye Phone

'Secondhand smoke.'

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

Macho Vegetarian

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'Here's a composite of our target consumer.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

"Parts and labor?"

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

Pizzas

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"Is this your entire business plan?"

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

"I thanked my teacher for teaching us so well and she fainted."