Hierarchy Satirists Gifts

'We can give you a view of the water, gentlemen, but I'm afraid we have nothing 'overlooking a middle manager.''

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

The Evolution of the Bonus

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Pecking order.

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

Gates of heaven

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders

"I like to keep things simple."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'We each have our own destiny to fulfill, Baxter, and mine is to control yours.'

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

'Your guess is as good as mine, but mine is worth more.'

"This year I'm not asking for a raise...I'm going for a change in job title..."

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets