Hierarchy Humor Gifts

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"The boss can see you now."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"O.K., if you put it that way."

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

Pecking order.

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

Gates of heaven

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

You are here.

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

'We each have our own destiny to fulfill, Baxter, and mine is to control yours.'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"The buck really stops with him."

Elevator going to either high or low level talks.

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

'Your guess is as good as mine, but mine is worth more.'

"This year I'm not asking for a raise...I'm going for a change in job title..."