Bureaucratic Procedures
Hierarchy Humorists Gifts
Discover our curated selection honoring hierarchy humorists—those playful jokesters who love to tease the social order. Whether you're shopping for a comedic thinker or a fan of smart humor, our range of fun, witty gifts on mugs, shirts, pillows, or prints will bring smiles and laughter. Perfect for sparking conversations or lightening up any space with a dash of cheeky humor.
"His Majesty's lawyer will see you now, followed by His Majesty's agent, after which His Majesty the King will, if all goes well, see you."
'I preferred my old title of Executive Vice-President.'
"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."
'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'
"I need to see your budget proposal."
The Evolution of the Bonus
"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."
Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'
"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."
'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'
"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."
"The boss can see you now."
"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
'Need I remind you who's boss here?'
'He takes his organization chart seriously.'
"It's time to get politics out of money."
Zoo Inc. Management Structure
Pecking order.
'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'
'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'
'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'
'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'
Gates of heaven
"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."
"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."
"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."
"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."
Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders
"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"
"I like to keep things simple."
You are here.
J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.
'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'
Hierarchy Humorists Gifts Collection
Hierarchy Humorists Mugs
Looking for a mug that celebrates satire and wit? Check out our hierarchy humorist mugs for clever designs that will start conversations over coffee.
Hierarchy Humorists Pillows
Bring humor into your home decor with our hierarchy humorist pillows, featuring playful designs that poke fun at social hierarchies.
Hierarchy Humorists Prints
Decorate intelligently with our hierarchy humorist prints, showcasing satirical art that challenges social norms with a humorous twist.
Hierarchy Humorists T-Shirts
Express your humorous side with our hierarchy humorist t-shirts—perfect for those who love witty takes on social rank and authority.