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Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"The boss can see you now."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"O.K., if you put it that way."

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

Pecking order.

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

Gates of heaven

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

You are here.

'We each have our own destiny to fulfill, Baxter, and mine is to control yours.'

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

Elevator going to either high or low level talks.

"This year I'm not asking for a raise...I'm going for a change in job title..."

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

'Your guess is as good as mine, but mine is worth more.'

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'