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'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"The boss can see you now."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Pecking order.

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Gates of heaven

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

You are here.

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

'We each have our own destiny to fulfill, Baxter, and mine is to control yours.'

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

Elevator going to either high or low level talks.

"This year I'm not asking for a raise...I'm going for a change in job title..."

'Your guess is as good as mine, but mine is worth more.'

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'