Hierarchy Satirists Pillows

'We can give you a view of the water, gentlemen, but I'm afraid we have nothing 'overlooking a middle manager.''

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Pecking order.

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

Gates of heaven

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"I like to keep things simple."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'We each have our own destiny to fulfill, Baxter, and mine is to control yours.'

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"This year I'm not asking for a raise...I'm going for a change in job title..."

Elevator going to either high or low level talks.

'I preferred my old title of Executive Vice-President.'

"The buck really stops with him."