Social Hierarchy Humorist Pillows

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Pecking order.

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

Gates of heaven

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'We each have our own destiny to fulfill, Baxter, and mine is to control yours.'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

'I preferred my old title of Executive Vice-President.'