Social Hierarchy Humorist Pillows

"Doctor Bradford Harrington. Formerly of Westport and Palm Beach. And you?"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"It's time to get politics out of money."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Pecking order.

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders

Gates of heaven

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'We each have our own destiny to fulfill, Baxter, and mine is to control yours.'

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'