Spectacle Satirist Gifts

'Time you got those glasses changed Fred. . .'

Copycats

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Gee, thanks pal."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

German School

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"What are you doing?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

The little engine that delegated