Artistic Satirist Gifts

Tail-piece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Large lady being shown to small seats at the opera.

'Spare the price of roast chicken, seafood or soft cheeses, mate, as this wine would be the perfect accompaniment to them.'

'Secondhand smoke.'

"I'll miss drawing you, Bill Clinton."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I'll need a fig leaf wax? Forget it!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

Trump pardons

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

UK border controls relaxed.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

No-Work Orange

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Ghostwriting the Bible

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

CIA report

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

Sock Puppet in Literature