Artistic Satirist T-Shirts

Tail-piece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Large lady being shown to small seats at the opera.

'Spare the price of roast chicken, seafood or soft cheeses, mate, as this wine would be the perfect accompaniment to them.'

'Secondhand smoke.'

"I'll miss drawing you, Bill Clinton."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I'll need a fig leaf wax? Forget it!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

No-Work Orange

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Ghostwriting the Bible

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

CIA report

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

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