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Woman uses birds to help her believe she has lost weight.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

No-Work Orange

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam