Humorist Who Appreciates Satirical Art T-Shirts

Grand Canyon...Not-so-grand canyon landfill.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Sock Puppet in Literature

Loan Alley

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Convenience.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Had enough of the box.

Art Gallery.

The Origin of Creationism

The Death Of Venus

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Earth and the Coronavirus

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Golden bubbles

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

'Secondhand smoke.'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Facelook

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Give me your sick...

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

"With great power comes great reward."

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

Looking for Impeachable Offenses in All The Wrong Places

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"Our ideal employee will be able to answer email in their sleep."

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'