Humorist Who Appreciates Satirical Art Pillows

Grand Canyon...Not-so-grand canyon landfill.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Sock Puppet in Literature

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Loan Alley

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Convenience.

Had enough of the box.

Art Gallery.

The Death Of Venus

The Origin of Creationism

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Golden bubbles

'Secondhand smoke.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Give me your sick...

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"Our ideal employee will be able to answer email in their sleep."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"With great power comes great reward."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies