Admires Satirical Art Pillows

"Larry! Swine flu!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Sock Puppet in Literature

Convenience.

Had enough of the box.

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Blockhead

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

Democracy - or die!

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

Exhibition for Prisoners

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

Cowboy Trump

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

Metal Detector, Melanin dector