Modern Art Satirist T-Shirts

Washington Crossing the Delaware

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Sock Puppet in Literature

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Convenience.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Had enough of the box.

Art Gallery.

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

Looking for Impeachable Offenses in All The Wrong Places

'Secondhand smoke.'

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

Facelook

Blockhead

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

The Pope

"You've once said about your work, 'Meow, meow-meow, meeeow.' What did you mean by that?"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

Capitalism

Exhibition for Prisoners

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

"You think you're barking at nothing, but you're really barking at all the angry political rhetoric."