Modern Art Satirist T-Shirts

Washington Crossing the Delaware

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Sock Puppet in Literature

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Convenience.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Had enough of the box.

Art Gallery.

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'Secondhand smoke.'

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

Blockhead

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"You've once said about your work, 'Meow, meow-meow, meeeow.' What did you mean by that?"

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Exhibition for Prisoners

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

Cowboy Trump

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.