Structure Satirist Pillows

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

Protoplasm

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Alabama Traffic Jam

'Secondhand smoke.'

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

Latest Aye Phone

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Macho Vegetarian

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

'Here's a composite of our target consumer.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Pizzas

"Is this your entire business plan?"

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

"Parts and labor?"

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

"I thanked my teacher for teaching us so well and she fainted."