Construction Satire Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with someone who loves construction satire? Explore our collection of humorous and insightful products, from mugs to art prints, all showcasing cleverly drawn commentary on construction workplace humor. Perfect for those with a builder's wit or a love for all things construction-related, these items combine wit, style, and clever cartoon artistry to make any fan smile.

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'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.' mockup

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

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The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us. mockup

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

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'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.' mockup

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

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'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.' mockup

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

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'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.' mockup

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

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'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?' mockup

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

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The leaning tower of Pizza.

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'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.' mockup

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

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'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.' mockup

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

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Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down. mockup

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

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'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?' mockup

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

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Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids. mockup

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

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Stone henge swing.

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Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work." mockup

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

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'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.' mockup

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

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"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts." mockup

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

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Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete. mockup

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

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"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

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'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.' mockup

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

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"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing." mockup

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

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"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head."

"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head." mockup

"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head."

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'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.'' mockup

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

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'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.' mockup

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

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"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on." mockup

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

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'That's gonna be a big job, boss.' mockup

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

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Private work adjustments

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I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet. mockup

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

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Scaffolding being put together by glue. mockup

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

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"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?" mockup

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

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'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.' mockup

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

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'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.' mockup

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

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'I baked it especially for you.'

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Construction Satire Gifts Collection

Construction Satire Mugs

Explore our collection of construction satire mugs for a humorous way to start your day or gift someone who appreciates builder's wit.

Construction Satire Pillows

Bring humor into your home with our construction satire pillows, perfect for adding a comedic touch to any room.

Construction Satire Prints

Decorate with our construction satire prints—witty cartoons that add personality and humor to any wall space.

Construction Satire T-Shirts

Check out our witty construction satire T-shirts—ideal for those who love humorous takes on construction life and want to wear their humor proudly.